tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-57200823659174401062024-03-07T15:37:38.024-06:00Serendipity MineSerendipity MineChrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18364296589288079106noreply@blogger.comBlogger272125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5720082365917440106.post-84327568948033571922014-04-23T10:53:00.001-06:002014-04-23T10:54:46.646-06:00When the anxiety hits a home run..There are some days when everything is just too much.
When it feel like the floor is tilting and beginning to crumble, the ceiling is teasing disaster by falling bit by bit onto your head and the walls are squeezing you from all sides
I am having one of those days today. I feel like if you look at me wrong I will simply implode. My chest feels like I am caught in an iron vice; I can't seem to Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18364296589288079106noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5720082365917440106.post-89830407798681700112014-04-21T11:32:00.000-06:002014-04-21T11:32:11.472-06:00Yea..it's "cheating" ...but it's cute cheating :p I know..linking to another post instead of being witty or wordy is cheating in a way. But there are three reasons it's okay today :
1) It's Monday.
2) It's the Monday after Easter ( This means I am still in a ham and candy induced brain coma)
3) The photo's from Nice Animal's post are just SO darn cute..well..it's worth the cheat!
Enjoy: Top 27 Adorable Pictures of Pets Growing Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18364296589288079106noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5720082365917440106.post-75477543607900575482014-04-17T11:33:00.000-06:002014-04-17T11:33:13.980-06:00#100HappyDays..What is it all about? I am sure by now many of you have come across the hash tag " #100HappyDays " on Facebook, Twitter or Instagram. So what is it? The general idea is for you to take one picture a day of something that makes you happy and post it to your social media of choice for 100 days in a row.
When you go to the 100 Happy Days website there are no clues to the origination of the project. I had to do a Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18364296589288079106noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5720082365917440106.post-41218933038959874102010-05-13T21:11:00.001-06:002010-05-13T21:12:28.054-06:00Instant Vegetarian...Just add BoredomLiberty & Neighbor Teeny getting ready for a sleep over @ Teeny's house:
Liberty: Have you eaten yet?
Teeny: No, but you can eat dinner @ my house.
Liberty: Ok. Are you sure? My mom made Salisbury Steak, It's my favorite!
Teeny: I can't. We don't eat meat.
Liberty: Oh. That's okay. I eat meat everyday..I'm bored with it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5720082365917440106.post-3613096960549000592010-05-12T06:47:00.001-06:002010-05-12T06:48:23.723-06:00I'm falling in love....I have Google Reader for the 50 or so blogs I read daily and I love it. I have a Google Reader app for my phone so I can stay in touch while on the go. But yesterday while searching extensions for Google Chrome (My preferred browser) I ran across Feedly, a magazine style feed reader. It uses your existing reader account (in my case google) and then allows you to sort by category & create yourAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5720082365917440106.post-56414273378852744002009-09-18T06:44:00.005-06:002009-09-18T07:32:00.706-06:00Lamb, The Gospel according To Biff, Christ's Childhood PalDid you ever wonder about Jesus as a child? If he ever did anything funny? Stupid? Childish?Well, Christopher Moore (with his usual straight forward & smart ass sense of humor) wanted to answer some of these questions and thus began the discovery of Lamb, the Gospel according to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal. It's irreverant, intriguing, hillarious and shocking. It's also one of the best Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5720082365917440106.post-64997671239471549272009-09-06T13:26:00.007-06:002009-09-06T14:25:09.372-06:00President Obama wants to speak with our youth.....Okay, so I'm a bit slow. The speech from the President has, apparently, been everywhere..and I just heard about it today. In my defense, we don't have any television in my house right now, and a chance to read a paper or even listen to the news is somewhat dicey in my constant daily rotation of work, kids, homework and 3 different sport practices. Today happens to be a priceless & rare day asAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5720082365917440106.post-10573311999128710042009-08-20T22:10:00.002-06:002009-08-20T22:13:20.105-06:00Yeah, it's cheating....Okay, so I suppose it is sort of "cheating" to post a youtube vid as a post after being gone. But...It's something, right? And besides...it's really cute and funny...so I should be forgiven :-D Enjoy!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5720082365917440106.post-55347047428874871002009-03-25T15:53:00.002-06:002009-03-25T16:01:12.519-06:00The Great Post-It Seige...Frustrated workers in France have taken matters in thier own hands. Fed up with working conditions, not being heard and the number of layoffs, employees at a 3M plant decided to take thier manager hostage. While reading this article I was surprised to learn that this type of thing happens somewhat often. Maybe U.S. companies should stand up and take notice!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5720082365917440106.post-46421406339797374992008-08-14T17:49:00.000-06:002008-08-14T18:02:42.347-06:00When pigs flyAlex: Mom, when are you going to buy pop tarts?me: I don't know. When pigs fly!Alex: Moooooom. You always say that. me: Yep, that's 'cause I am fun like that.Alex: I think I will just invent and build a flying pig....then it won't be a problem. Yep, that's my boy! Nothing stands in his way...not even flying pigs.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5720082365917440106.post-56065179454526694182008-08-09T20:51:00.000-06:002008-08-09T20:59:15.610-06:00It shouldn't be this hard! So here I am all excited to be back in the world of blogging...when everything goes just plain wrong.My darling laptop has had a nervous breakdown. She simply has decided it's not worth her time or effort to power up. Thanks to my new Palm Centro (yes, I did trade my pearl in) I can finaly blog a bit. I haven't decided if using the web or the mobile feature will suit me better yet, so please Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5720082365917440106.post-6633503777347409432008-07-22T20:09:00.004-06:002008-07-22T21:07:39.074-06:00Blackberry Pearl vs. Palm Centro Needing your AdviceI forgot to mention that the reason I have made such a grand return to the blogging world was this nifty little gadget:Meet Scarlet, my new Blackberry Pearl 8130. After 4 years of suffering through life with a basic boring ugly dysfunctional phone... I was thrilled to receive this upgrade. One of the selling points was that my new pearl could be used as a modem for my computer. Actually, that Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5720082365917440106.post-14290420253839037872008-07-17T22:20:00.006-06:002008-07-17T22:35:38.469-06:00Needing Your Love...Some of you may remember last summer when I announced that Mrs. Joe's sister had a baby boy 7 weeks early and I asked you all to keep them in your thoughts and prayers. Heart- breakingly, Dakota passed on a month later.TBear (Dakota's Mommy) was blessed with another pregnancy and yesterday she gave birth to a 10lb beautiful little boy. This little man was born 5 weeks early and is in stable Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5720082365917440106.post-72044719650150075062008-07-17T11:31:00.005-06:002009-03-21T19:04:50.236-06:00And I wondered why they didn't hire me....'Welcome to McDonald's, Can I take your order?''Yes, I'll have a large sugar free iced coffee please.''Okay, you're total is 2.68, please go to window one.'I drive to window one.'Hi, you're total is 2.68."'Okay, here's Three.''Okay and you're change is...Oh...hmm. Hold on. This is a fake penny.' (Insert very confused, slightly unsure look here)'I'm sorry?' 'This is a fake penny. (she begins Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5720082365917440106.post-62833325403179546172008-07-16T10:06:00.004-06:002008-07-16T10:45:11.459-06:00Can food be x-rated?Apparently, the answer is yes. Although it could just be my warped and wicked sense of humor! I just couldn't resist purchasing this at a recent visit to the grocery store!And that fact that it's spicy..just makes it all the funnier. BTW, for those curious, it's also only 80 calories per serving ;-)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5720082365917440106.post-60941900826243434652008-07-14T10:46:00.000-06:002008-07-14T11:36:28.374-06:00Hello, Let me introduce myself....
My name is Chris. I 'own' this blog, and sadly I have been remiss to write anything lately....mostly due to circumstances beyond my control.
Let me tell you about myself:
I hate Pina colada's. I prefer Vodka
I love getting caught in the rain.
I happen to really enjoy yoga
I (occasionally) have half a brain.
Do NOT wake me up to make love at midnight. If I am already awake...you may Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5720082365917440106.post-67090905594650136032008-05-25T18:17:00.000-06:002008-05-25T18:21:18.630-06:00Missing YOU!!!I miss you all soooooooo much!!!! Sadly, although I have internet on the weekends, I work both Saturday and Sunday (and pull a double at least one of those days ever weekend)....so by the time I drag myself into the house I just want to crash!! Hopefully by mid June I will have my own internet and be back.So what's up with everyone? I want it all! The good, the bad, the ugly!!! Hope all is Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5720082365917440106.post-21162261587648828312008-05-01T07:09:00.002-06:002008-05-01T07:12:28.311-06:00Custody Battle Lost.....Just wanted to drop a quick note and let you all know I've lost custody. Of my internet card, that it is! I will be starting weekend visitation rights this Saturday.Until I figure something else out I will miss you all! xoxoxAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5720082365917440106.post-28767614155935400602008-04-25T12:10:00.002-06:002008-04-25T12:15:13.325-06:00Death warmed over...I am sick. Dying. On my death bed.Okay, not really..but I feel like this:My head hurts. My body aches. My nose is alternately stuffed and then runny. I can't sleep. I can't eat. I can't drink.It just hurts.Going to go find a deep hole to bury myself in. See you Monday.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5720082365917440106.post-19806997425055824832008-04-23T13:47:00.003-06:002008-04-23T13:52:06.677-06:00Mud Slide Ice-Cream Cake Diets be damned!I gotta make this!!!Betty Crocker Mud Slide Ice-Cream Cake1 box Betty Crocker® SuperMoist® chocolate fudge cake mix1/2 cup butter or margarine, melted2 eggs2 tablespoons coffee-flavored liqueur or strong coffee4 cups vanilla ice cream1 container (12 oz) Betty Crocker® Whipped chocolate frosting2 tablespoons coffee-flavored liqueur, if desired1. Heat oven to 350°F (325°F for dark or nonstick pan).Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5720082365917440106.post-62065771147937108772008-04-22T05:34:00.004-06:002008-04-22T05:59:43.576-06:00Yes, Johnny, You really can float away with helium balloons...Remember when you were a kid, holding a group of balloons, and you wondered just how many it would take to lift you up and carry you away?A priest, Rev. Adelir Antonio de Carl, decided to try and break the current 19 hour record for the most hours flying with balloons. And now he's missing..balloons and all.From CNN.com:... Gallas said by telephone that the priest wanted to break a 19-hour Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5720082365917440106.post-84914926984417859972008-04-21T17:53:00.007-06:002008-04-21T20:54:52.249-06:00Dear....Umm...Who was this letter for again?As you probably noticed, it's 8:52 pm and I am just now writing my blog. Ya know why? Because every time I sat down to write something....anything, my mind just went blank.So I started to think up an open letter to government officials about things like gas prices, jobs, government 'help' programs, education and how they are all failing miserably. Half way through writing it out, I got side Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5720082365917440106.post-36600976571286711582008-04-18T06:29:00.005-06:002008-04-18T06:46:29.036-06:0010 "Mundane" things that made me smile this morningI woke up this morning and after my initial thought of "OMG, do I have to wake up now!" came the thought "I love smelling my coffee when I wake up." As the morning progressed I found myself focusing happily on small mundane details.I'm not usually a negative person, but things have been tough lately and sometimes it's been hard to find a reason to smile. A day when the little things give me a Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5720082365917440106.post-7874667979403311532008-04-17T11:40:00.004-06:002008-04-17T11:47:50.895-06:00I'm F@&%ing Matt Damon Oh, Ben Affleck, too!I can't stand Sarah Silverman (Or Jimmy Kimmel, really), but it's been a long week and I really needed this laugh. Enjoy!This is just as funny :-)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5720082365917440106.post-17645928947034425252008-04-16T05:14:00.004-06:002008-04-16T05:14:00.627-06:00Because after 11 years What else would you text about?Prince Charming: I kept smelling breakfast, then I realized it was my butt. My wallet smells like syrup.Me: LMAOPrince Charming: Eww. I have sticky one's!Me: O really?! Where have you been??!!Prince Charming: Scary thing is I got them from my wife! Where was she!?Me: Pancake wrestlingPrince Charming: Mmmmmm, yummy!Me: Dork ;-)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com5