I was just over visiting Bee, where she explained how
Anywho, I'm off topic.
I was evil.
Okay, not so much evil as cunning and...and...Well, I'm not sure what else I was...so (INSERT WORD OF CHOICE HERE TO GO WITH CUNNING).
We had gone out to breakfast at a local restaurant. It was cute, westerny (complete w/ sign at door requesting everyone leave their guns at the bar) and one of those small town diners where all the moms work and everyone knows everyone.
The waitress was rude, demanding and pushy. The menu wasn't that great and the food turned out to be worse. One of the egg breakfasts we ordered had runny eggs. Not the dip your toast in the yolk runny. They were the not cooked, eat it and hurl for 2 days, make your stomach churn just looking at it, OMG, this restaurant is gonna kill me type of runny.
So we nicely asked the waitress to take them back as they were undercooked. She was huffy and obviously not pleased, but she did as asked. About 5 minutes later she brings the plate back and we all look at it.
Finally, my mom says, 'Did you remake that or just reheat it?'
The waitress looks at her with a VERY not so nice expression and says, 'I went back there and threw it in the microwave for a while.'
And walks away.
Well, my friend did eat the eggs and as far as I know she is still perfectly fine (well, as fine as she was before, although I'm not sure that's saying a whole lot 'cause she was pretty crazy before the eggs....oh..sorry..anyway..)
So what did I do? What was my cunning and (insert above word here) way of getting even?
I rearranged their pictures.
Oh yes. I did.
In the ladies room were a bunch of pictures of different cowboys. John Wayne, Roy Rogers, Wayne Newton (seriously..WTF?) and The cast of Walker,Texas Ranger (roflmao).
I didn't like the way they had them put on the walls. John Wayne was above the back of the toilet, Wayne Newton (again...WTF?) was at eye level on wall across from toilet, Roy Rogers was on wall behind door, and the Walker TR photo was above Wayne Newton (did I mention..WTF?).
So I decided to teach them all a lesson. I put John Wayne at eye level across from the toilet, Roy Rogers above him, WalkerTR behind the door and Wayne Newton (You expected a WTF? didn't ya!) (Come on..really..WTF?..Wayne Newton??!!) went above the toilet. Just because I figured that was the stinkiest place in the room (being above the toilet) and it annoyed me that he was there.
That will teach those rude waitress, runny egg cooks, and microwaving morons what to expect when messing with me and mine.
(insert evil over caffeinated laugh here)
I wonder how long 'till someone noticed???