Prince Charming: "Do we have any paper?"
Prince Charming: "Oh no, don't get up, finish your dinner, I can find it."
What I was thinking:
Hello!! We've lived here for nearly three years. Why would I move where we keep the paper? Did you think I suddenly had a crazy hair up my Arse and began hiding it from you? Did it even occur to you to check where we NORMALLY keep the paper before asking me? GUH!
What I said:
" No biggie, here it is."
Prince Charming: "I didn't mean for you to get up, but thanks"
Yeah, right, sure ya didn't.
And he says he bites his tongue a lot. Men.