Summer is here. The season for bbq's, picnics, summer vacation, swimming, little league, t-ball and....Port-a-Potty's.
**Insert Shiver Here**
I don't care what anyone says, alcohol poisoning or not, I pretty much BATHE in Germ-X after I use one!
They are always so smelly, and buggy, and just plain NOT clean.
I have always envied boys though for their ability to use that nice little urinal on the sidewall. They never have to worry that they won't be able control the speed of their pee and end up with 'splash up'. **insert gagging sounds here**
They don't have to try and carefully squat over a hole, all the while just praying that you don't loose balance and have to actually TOUCH something.
Well, My friends. It's Thursday and by now I'm sure we could all use a bit of a giggle. So being the domestic wonder woman that I am, I have decided to share a product that both made me laugh for well over 10 minutes AND solves the port-a-potty dilemma.
I would like to introduce you to P-Mate. This revolutionary new product allows women the "Freedom to Pee Standing up."
Here is some information from the website:
* The P-Mate gives women the freedom to pee like men.
* The P-Mate is clean and hygienic.
* The P-Mate is covered with a 4-leaf clover design as it is good luck to have one with you when you are in need.
* The P-Mate does NOT get all wet and soggy after use. You can easily slip it back into a pocket or bag for later disposal if you are outdoors where there is no garbage can.
P-Mate was invented by a creative Dutch woman. They allow girls and women of all ages the ability to neatly pee standing up.
The P-Mate is basically like a cardboard shoe with the toe cut off. You place the entrance of the 'shoe' directly under your urethra, between your legs, pee into the shoe and then make sure that the hole at the toe end is funnelling the urine out somewhere other than on your feet.
Forget peeing on my feet.
This means I can finally write my name in the snow too!