Alex: Mom, when are you going to buy pop tarts?
me: I don't know. When pigs fly!
Alex: Moooooom. You always say that.
me: Yep, that's 'cause I am fun like that.
Alex: I think I will just invent and build a flying pig....then it won't be a problem.
Yep, that's my boy! Nothing stands in his way...not even flying pigs.