With you I get to use my f keys
I can't wait to give you mega bytes




We were driving home from Lowe's. Enjoying the freedom of a child free weekend. Listening to radio stations we normally wouldn't if they were with.

And then this song came on.

We both sort of glanced at each other to make sure we had heard it right, not wanting to say, "did he just say that?" and sound like an idiot.

The we both just laughed our arses off.

I like most of Usher's stuff. But this had me really wondering if he had been drunk when he wrote it what he was thinking.

Or maybe I really am just that damn old!






Usher
Dot Com Lyrics

[VERSE 1:]
Ooh, I love the way you dirty type
I can take you home on escape
Ooh, I need your backspace in my life
Thank God you don't have a flat screen

[VAMP:]
Please, baby I got to see you
And I really wanna please you
So get on my laptop so I can download

[HOOK:]
Online, I love the way you log on
We can do it all night
I'll make you dot com

Baby, if you sign on
I'ma make you lights off
Ooh, Baby, if you log on
I'll make you dot com

[VERSE 2:]
I wanted to link up with you, baby at first sight
With you I get to use my f keys
I can't wait to give you mega bytes
I got all the memory you'll need
Let my fingers do the talking

[VAMP:]
Please, baby I got to see you
And I really wanna please you
So get on my laptop so I can download

[HOOK:]
Online, I love the way you log on
We can do it all night
I'll make you dot com

Baby, if you sign on
I'ma make you lights off
Ooh, Baby, if you log on
I'll make you dot com

[BRIDGE:]
Ooh, baby you want this I know
I can't wait to give you my hard drive
My moonlight
If It's alright, baby

I'm always at your window
Ready to shift and control you
If you want me to
Say yes, baby
Say yes, baby
Say yes, baby
Say yes, baby
Got to say, ooh

Say yes, baby
Say yes, baby
You got to say yes,
Yes

[VAMP:]
Please, baby I got to see you
And I really wanna please you
So get on me baby, get up on me, oh

[HOOK:]
Online, I love the way you log on
We can do it all night
I'll make you dot com

Baby, if you sign on
I'ma make you lights off
Ooh, Baby, if you log on
I'll make you dot com

3 comments:

Bee said...

BWAHAHAHA!
That is unbelievable!

Cashing in on cybersex, naissse!

Chris said...

Bee - LOL. It is just toooo funny! I mean....Seriously??? LOL.

Tracy said...

I can't believe that this is truly a song! You are not "that old" as you stated, this song is just that ridiculous!
He just used every possible inuendo. It kind of reminds me of the office geek trying to be all cool while hitting on a woman.
I'll never look at my keyboard again.